I am not Jewish (not one of the Frozen Chosen)

I am not Jewish, not that there is anything wrong with that!

OK, seriously, neither my mother nor my father (or any grandparents or great-grandparents) has, to my knowledge, any Jewish blood or religious heritage.  If we do, it must be a very small percentage.  I was raised Lutheran and, after annoying family members and former pastors, have since become a typical Ph.D. philosopher agnostic who, having taught philosophy of religion and been exposed to philosophers like Alvin Plantinga and William Alston, to say nothing of Catholic theologians, respects the possibility of being a rational believer.  Ethnically I know our family has substantial amounts of English, German, and French blood.  Our line of Sangers seems to have come from the New York Sangers, which spawned Margaret Sanger, but I have no known relation to her.

I have nothing whatsoever against Jewish folks.  I laughed when someone recently asked me, “Are you one of the Frozen Chosen?”  “Huh?” I asked.  “You know, Jews from Alaska.”  But, for what it’s worth, I have liked virtually every Jewish person I can recall knowing, and for the record, I support the right of the modern state of Israel to exist.  Moreover, anti-Semitism has long struck me as weird, but recently I think I’ve come to understand it a little better and now my attitude toward it is that it is completely indefensible.

Nevertheless, as part of the obsession, among some, with finding Jewish conspiracies everywhere, I have apparently been made an honorary Hebrew by idiotic anti-Semites because I helped get Wikipedia started.

If you type the name “Larry Sanger” into Google, the search engine will helpfully suggest the following:

larry sanger net worth [bwa-ha-ha-ha!!!]

larry sanger jewish

larry sanger twitter [how about that? I’m not at all big on Twitter]

larry sanger jew

jimmy wales larry sanger [no comment]

The Jew Larry Sanger

Apparently, people who search for my name often wonder if I am a rich Jew, or they suspect that I am.  So let’s see what happens when we search Google for “larry sanger jewish,” shall we?

You’ll no doubt get the idea that, yep, Sanger really must be Jewish.  The first result is an article from RadioIslam.org, titled “The Jewish hand behind Internet [sic]” and authored by “Freedom Research.”  If you scroll down, you’ll see a picture of me looking awfully Jewish, and the text says, “Larry Sanger, one of the two recognized cofounders, is openly Jewish.”  Really?  How did they figure that?  “In their rabblings of what different famous Jews are doing The Jewish Chronicle mentions Sanger in an article ‘Larry Sanger… creates a new Wikipedia’, The Jewish Chronicle, 26 October 2006, p. 10.”  Well, of course, since I was interviewed by a Jewish newspaper, I must be Jewish — openly Jewish.  (Not a closet Jew, I guess.)  Also, if Jimmy Wales is Jewish, that’s news to me.  I’m pretty sure he isn’t, but I’m sure there’s a lot about Jimmy Wales I don’t know. Once I tried to contact RadioIslam.org to tell them to remove my name from the piece.  I received no reply.  I did notice that they added the following near the beginning of their screed:

WARNING: Please note that the contents of some of the sites with revealing Jewish material we have linked to below, may be altered by the Jews in the future. Perhaps even information contrary to this document and Radio Islam will replace the original material we had linked to. This has happened before and for our part just illustrates the level of Jewish dishonesty.

Anyway, citing this clearly unimpeachable source, a number of other sources have said that I am Jewish.  There is even a Facebook page, “Wikipedia run by Jewish Zionists” (text from the RadioIslam.org article), among various forum comments that proclaim my Jewishness, with zero actual evidence.

Now, I would ignore all this stupidity, as any sensible person would, but I find it quite funny, and–I admit it–I like proving people wrong.  If I can deflate and mock some anti-Semites, by golly, what fun!

If I were a little more clever, I might add something profound to say about anti-Semitic conspiracy theories, but what really would be the point?  Anti-Semites are banal and stupid, so there’s not much to say, as far as I’m concerned.  Of course they’re going to say that there is a “Jewish hand” behind the Internet.  Fish gotta swim, birds gotta fly.

By the way–Happy New Year!


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23 responses to “I am not Jewish (not one of the Frozen Chosen)”

  1. So, I am guessing you are not Jewish then.
    Haha, seems like you are copping a lot of flak from people believing you are Jewish. It must piss you off.
    LOL
    Cheers

    1. Not really, I don’t mind. 🙂

      1. Ed Rosenbaum

        I’m a fan of Wikipedia, so I thank you for that! But are you a Zionist? I read that you support Netanyahu and the Likud, evidently, that could be another untrue conspiracy theoretician narrative. I know that Wales is a Zionist who co-founded an online Internet portal called Bomis which sold porn and explicit material to users.not my cup of tea.

        1. That’s puzzling: I barely know who Netanyahu and the Likud are, so whoever said I support them was wrong. I don’t even know why it would be an “conspiracy theoretician narrative” if I did support them. Surely their supporters aren’t necessarily conspiracy theorists, right?

          Is a person called a “Zionist” if, in the interests of peace, he generally wants the borders of countries to stay roughly as they are now, and that there has to be a really, really good reason to change them? Is a person called a “Zionist” if he thinks Israel has a right to exist?

      2. Ed Rosenbaum

        Conspiracy Theorists claim, I think partly due to Wales being a Zionist who has defended Netanyahu on numerous occasions, that you are also a Zionist who favors the Likud. I came here to fidn out if that’s true, and certainly you’ve given me an honest answer.

        >>Surely their supporters aren’t necessarily conspiracy theorists, right?

        Of course not. Zionism has many different ideolouges proclaiming diverse viewpoints. The Labour Zionism of Sanders (excluding their past crimes) certainly advocates for peace, but Likud Zionism DOES NOT advocate for peace, many advocating for ‘A Greater Israel,’ thus relinquishing all Palestinian political rights. The Likud originated from the Irgun, Lehi and other terrorist groups in the early days of Israel who were caught conducting and planning dozens of terrorist attacks on the Palestinians and British.

        >>…he generally wants the borders of countries to stay roughly as they are now.

        Generally… and that’s after annexing Palestinian land and ignoring UN resolutions and the parition plan. One has to remember that Jews and Arabs lived peacefully in Palestine before the creation of Israel. It was only after the creation of this ethno-state; expropriating the Palestinian and their rights, that they finally made small compromises.

        That’s just my take, and I think conspiracy theorists in the US have become quite paranoid concerning Zionism, I think that is because so many people in their government are Zionists, who, working with the Neocons and Likudniks were part and parcel in the fomention of the Iraq War and the many war that followed.

        I think once you become aware of that, and then to observe that trillions of taxpayers money has gone to Israel, it might one angry.

        1. Mikey Moss

          I had no idea that all the misery that’s occurred to the ppl of Iraq & Afghanistan was a just another Zionist plot. Is that why they hired Bin Laden to do a 9/11? We’ll never know bec the Likudniks ordered America to shoot him on site so that the evidence died with him. I also didn’t know that the world’s 15 million Jews are behind every evil thing under the sun including actually controlling the sun & using it to curse their Arabian foes with dreadful heat. I wonder if their primary motivation for cranking the temperature so high is to tempt the Muslim women to forsake the Koran, burn their Burkas, & ultimately turn them into porn stars? Either way there’s nothing demented about ‘antizionist’ types seeing just one single thing lurking behind every evil thing.
          Humor aside seriously please consider seeking psychological help before the noxious mind disease that is antisemitism transforms you from someone ignorant into something truly vile. Just some friendly advice

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